I wanna know who wrote it!

http://mizian.com.ne.kr/englishwiz/library/names/zodiac/virgo.htm#_Toc6672010

You have got to check this out.
It is about horoscope and is totally creepy
because its accuracy is pretty stunning.

Look at this.

Virgos who travel often take their portable drugstores right along with them.
They may carry an extra suitcase, just for the pills and bottles.
If they're used to a certain brand of soap or lotion, they'll tuck that in, too.
It would be a disaster if they happened to get stuck in a town
where they didn't sell what the Virgo is accustomed to using.
He usually buys his soap' and sundries by the case,
because it's cheaper-or at least by the dozen-
which is another reason he doesn't like to purchase things en route.
Sometimes a Virgo will even tote his own water with him on trips.


Scary?
Absolutely.
LOL.

Ignore this if you are one of those who are afraid of long passages.

Remember the poem that says you shouldn't buy bread with your last sixpence, but "hyacinths for the soul"? Give this woman both. You may often catch her busy with sew­ing or mending, and if you have a really typical Virgo wife, your house may be full of the heavenly mixed fragrance of fresh flowers and hot home-made bread baking crisply in the oven. It's pretty nice to come home to. She'll dust off all your old dreams and make them shine again, and you'll have a woman who will never borrow your razor or use your toothbrush for her mascara. She'll nurse you like an angel when you're ill, and she won't embarrass you by flirting with your best friend. She'll dress neatly and be able to talk with you about something besides diapers and beauty parlor gossip. You'll get every ounce of loyalty and devotion you deserve. She won't throw emotional scenes of jealousy or throw your money away foolishly. She'll keep your secrets in her heart, help you organize your work, and probably won't get wrinkled in middle age. Now really, isn't all that worth minding your manners and keep­ing your fingernails clean? Her eyes are cool pools of pure love, and when she smiles, she can light up a whole room with her radiance. Better keep her. You may never get so lucky again.


Hehe.