Ip Man.

The message of the movie was so strong and powerful

I turned emo after watching it.

The movie is a continuation of the first episode,

storyline and plot are as exciting,

both expressing the dignity of the Chinese.

It is a very nice movie indeed,

with a lot of same characters from the previous episode.

Same level of thrill plus the addition of many superstars

who are all geng-geng belaka.

And and and and!

THIS FREAKING HOT GUY IS IN THE MOVIE!!
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
So freaking felt like screaming but nobody wanna S with me wtf.

Anyway, movie with the coursemates today.
Next outing will be the steamboat dinner
plus a surprise birthday celebration for a coursemate.
Next week. And it will be the last outing with the coursemates for this sem.
Can't wait.
Never had steamboat for almost 5 months, man!
Miss it so much because seriously I am a steamboat freak.

Parents' Trap.

OH WELLS.
My uncle stalked me on Facebook
and kinda found out about me having a boyfriend from my pictures.
Now everybody knows about it
and my grandma LOVES MY BOYFRIEND omg.
She called my mom to tell her this great discovery
and said my boyfriend is very yao yeng.

Mama mia.

Mom told dad,
dad asked me to teach him how to create a Facebook account
so that he can view my pictures
and stalk me easily in the future.
Die man.
I will have to remove those clubbing pictures from my photo album.
DIE MAN.

今天，你挖鼻屎了吗?

一名奥地利顶尖医生最近竟提倡吃鼻屎，他声称用手指挖鼻屎后，再把鼻屎吃掉，是最有效的强身健体窍门。


　　肺科专家说，用手指挖鼻孔的人通常都较健康、快乐、以至身体更加协调。他说，手指可以伸到纸巾碰不到的地方，令你的鼻孔清洁得多。而吃掉挖出来的干鼻屎，更能有效提高免疫系统的能力。


　　他还强调“完全免费”，完全符合医学原则，也是再自然不过的事情。鼻子就像过滤器，收集了很多细菌。当这些东西到达肠状的时候，就会变成药物。


　　鼓励儿童养成习惯，社会是时候改变对挖鼻孔的看法，长辈更应该鼓励儿童从小养成挖鼻孔的看法。孩子们在年纪小的时候，总是挖鼻孔得很高兴，只是当他们长大后，却在社会压力下被逼放弃了这种被认为恶心的不雅行为。专家建议大家不要介意，不妨留在独处，好好享受挖鼻孔的乐趣。


　　很多人在小时候都吃过鼻屎。除此之外，有些人还尝过耳屎、尿液。。。 让我们来说说鼻屎，这团很多人小时候的“零食”吧。


　　其实，鼻屎没什么神秘的。我们的身体每天都在吐故纳新——排出旧的废物，吸收新的能量。而这些能量是靠物质氧化来提供的，空气中的氧气帮助我们把水和食物变成维持身体运转的动力。


　　不过，空气中除了氧气之外，还有很多有害物质——粉尘、工厂排放的金属尘粒等，这些东东如果被吸进肺里面，会造成危害。 幸运的是，我们鼻腔内有一层茂盛的纤毛和附着于鼻腔内的黏液，它们拦截空气中的有害物质，为我们的健康筑起来一道大坝。黏液主要由黏液素和无机盐组成，而后者的主要成分是钾和钠，它们的味道尝起来是咸的，所以，我们的鼻屎也是咸的。


　　由此来看，鼻屎不宜多吃，对健康不利。不过，一位奥地利的医生指出：“多挖鼻孔多吃鼻屎，有益健康，因为如果吃下带有多种细菌的鼻屎，并让小肠吸收，其功效就像药物一样，可增强人体免疫力。”这个未经考证，还望谨慎听取。


　　综上，无机盐决定鼻屎是咸的，而多挖鼻屎确实有益健康。也许有一天，我们见面打招呼的时候会这样问“今天，你挖鼻屎了吗？”。


WTF man.

Whatever.Together.Forever.

Making a million friends is not a miracle,
the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.

-------- Anonymous

God loves me so much He gave me six. :)

Plus 1. :))

C for C.

I seriously hate programming.
Bloody programming sucks to the core.

Programming != love.
if (choice == programming)
break; !

I'd rather die if I were to study programming for living.

Spiderlime.

New version of Limewire.
So chio!
But I have no idea why a Spiderman is used.
Why not Batman or Superman?

There are so many new versions releasing this week.
Even Blogger updated this typing box.
Goooood.
Time to get over some worthless and trashy old stuff and get updated.
Including those that I have been keeping in my head for no reason.
Send them to the recycle bin straight away!

Have a beautiful Sunday you peepo. :)

Angelababy.

This Hong Kong model is at the same age as me OMG.
She joined a model company 7 years ago,
which means when she was 14,
and now at the age of 21,
she is already a famous model and an artist.

What have I done when I was 14?
Playing hide-and-seek or building sand castles?
LOL.
While she already had like countless commercial boards
and magazines covers with her pretty face on them.

Came across her blog when I was blog-hopping.
Is it true that she underwent plastic surgery???
She looks like Lena Fuji, only without the moles.
For you guys who don't read Vivi,
this is Lena Fuji.

Compare.

p/s I miss my air-conditioned red-themed room.
And my family and beloved SS.
p/s/s My so-called "friends", YOU STILL SUCK.
I didn't realise you've hurt me so bad until today.
It is not easy to forgive and forget.
Not after that incident.

p/s/s/s I've made my blog back to public. :)
And changed the layout.
Because I thought of putting a Nuffnang ad somewhere in the blog
but something wrong happened, and I didn't know what should I change in the template,
so might as well just change to another layout,
since I've used the old one for more than a year.
My blog is still polka-dottish though. :)

Roses everywhere.

This little fella must be flying around Kota Kinabalu for the past few weeks.
He had been shooting his arrows to so many people around me.
First my coursemates,
my close friend and senior next,
and now, my roommate.
LOL.

Was like so surprised when I saw her walking into the room
with a bouquet of red and pink roses in her arms just now.
I am really happy for her
because all of us knew this day will eventually come.
It was just a matter of time.

Now that is the fourth pair in this month.
April is such a sweet month
everyone drowned me with their terribly overdose of sweetness wtf.
What a show-off.
Beh tahan!

Ah.

I am turning 21 this year
but I can't dye my hair
because my mom doesn't let me do it
and she threatened me with my pocket money.
MY GOODNESS.

Songs.

Yes. That was Alex again.
I just can't get enough of him.
Skip this if you are already bored of him. LOL.
This is the song that he sang for Shin Ae
before he left her to improve himself on music.

He sang it so beautifully
it would be sinful if I don't post it on my blog
to remind the future me
that I've heard such a nice song from such a nice guy
and frigging cried just because of a damn korean variety show.

I miss Alex so damn much.

This is another pair of couple in the show.
Likey this scene man.
Stupid but so the very romantic. Geez.

Awwwwww.

Dream guy!!!
Guys, learn something from this Alex dude.
He is gooooooooood.

Sugar!

I also want!!!!!!!
Fat boyfriend, be as romantic as him pleaseeeee.

Calm.

Emo shit.
Maybe it is because it rained,
and the rain reminded me of
so many bad things that happened on me lately.

I tend to hurt myself when I am emo.
Today I decided to destroy some body cells
by having 2 packets of instant mee for dinner.
Somehow I hoped I would just choke and die,
or that stupid gastric comes back to me if I had too much food.
Guess I was just thinking too much.
Mum and dad were worried sick.
Now I am guilty plus emo shit.

To kill emo-ness.

Recent addiction.

That's it.

I was forgotten by people again.
What the fug is going on??

Hot core.

Roommate's a gymholic.
She saw a new gym and was interested with it
so I went with her to visit the gym
since I've never been to a gym before.
Yeah I am not kidding.
I haven't been to a gym before.
I mean the real gym kay.
Not those gyms in swimming clubs or golf clubs or in a condo.

So this new gym is called Core.
The whole gym is in devilish red and black.
Green was really my lucky colour today.
A handsome 22-year-old consultant brought us around the gym
and explained to us about the package and facilities.
Muahahaha.

I am not that into gym stuff,
but I was so so thrilled when I saw their bathrooms!
So clean, so luxurious, so new!
They even have big mirrors, tall tables and chairs for us ladies to put on makeup.
So effing leng can die!
And rows of treadmills, and the cycles, and the music.
Wow. Interesting man.

I think I am gonna join the gym with my roommate
since she was thrilled by the bathrooms too hahaha.
My mum doesn't encourage me to join gym all the while
because she is worried I might get all muscular.
Never mind.
I'll drown her with pictures of Jessica Alba and Halle Berry throughout my 2-months sembreak.
After gym, your daughter can have abs like theirs.
I believe she will be convinced then.
Kekekeke.

***

Btw, introduce a new shit to you guys.

I got this Maybelline lipbalm yesterday from Guardian
to cure my chapped lips I got after the diving course.
I've used several types of Mentholatum lipbalms
but all of them made my lips even drier.
Tried this one on and I found that it kind of soften my lips besides moisturizing them.
It is tinted as well, and has SPF 16.
Am using the one on the right hand side. Cherry.
It smells good too! Makes you wanna smell your own lips all the time wtf.
Good shit.

Another shit that I am gonna introduce to you guys is an old but useful shit.
After I dived and my skin turned so dark,
I started to find solutions and ways to turn my skin back to its fair tone.
I realised we have to put on sunscreen whenever we go outdoor
and holyshit I never did that.
Now I know the reason why I am always having uneven skintone.

This is the sunscreen I am using now, the one on the left, which is SPF50 PA+++,
and it is totally not greasy. AT ALL.
It absorbs into your skin after about 30 seconds of application.
It's like you never applied anything on your skin
but you can have full protection from the baddies UVA and UVB.
Sound awesome right?

Kippenberger.

My diving instructor added me on FB

and dropped me a comment.

Hahahahaha.

Say hi to Nev. :D

Energy flows.

Photo from Flickr.

After the intensive 2-days diving,

I find that sports can actually increase the dopamine level in our body,
making us feel happy and good about ourselves.

Unlike those lazy days,
these 2 mornings I woke up feeling totally different,
it's like I have consumed 2 bottles of Red Bull in my sleep.
So energetic, so fresh.

Planned to continue to work out
but it is now study week,
nobody is gonna do it with me since everyone will be busy studying.
Hmmm.
Let's see how it goes.

p/s The boyfriend was disgusted with me peeing in the ocean. :/

Inside. Empty.

It feels like crap

when you know that you are forgotten by people,

especially those whom you thought you are one of their best friends;

those whom you treasure so much

there's a always a space in your heart

that fits them in so perfectly;

those whom you would want to be with

to celebrate every festivals and special occasions together;

those whom you would miss

when you are blue and lonely;

those who created blissful and happy memories with you

that can never ever be erased;

those who appeared to be in your Top 10 Best Friend list in Facebook;

and those who used to say

"You can always count on me, buddy."

Call me a diver.

THIS, is the good news that I was talking about.
A real diving experience, and the almighty diving license. :D

My diving instructor was a big size angmoh from New Zealand called Neville.
He has this not-so-nice accent
that Eng Keong doesn't understand what he was trying to say,
and it pissed him off so much he almost failed Eng Keong. Hahaha.
He has tattoos all over his body and has nipple piercing wtf so scary.
He likes to swear a lot,
like son of the bitch, the big F, and goddamnit.
When we couldn't do the tasks given,
he would shake his head,
and call us his little boy/girl.
He treated me the best among the four of us
because I was the only girl in the group,
and he said I looked all confident and smile a lot. :))

It was a 3-days course.
The first day was theory, which resembled the Undang lecture.
The following 2 days were at outdoor.
There were 4 sessions in the 2 outdoor days,
so we went for 4 dives in 2 days omg.
Saw corals, clownfish, Yellowtail, etc.,
and pink jellyfish swam above our heads.

Did tasks like basic breathing, letting out water in the mask,
sharing air with diving buddy, descending, emergency ascent,
all in the water including the letting out water in diving mask,
and of course ways to get down into the water.
At first we were doing them like shit,
but after a while all of us did them so well, Nev kept praising us bahaha.

Oh, and if you want to learn diving,
you will have to learn to pee in the water
because even if you are by the shore,
it takes at least half an hour for you to go to the toilet,
as you have to take off everything on you.
I couldn't pee in the water at first because I never did it before.
So I insisted to go to the toilet but Nev didn't want to let me go.
I'm afraid you'll have to pee in the water was the only thing he said.
I was like wtf my bladder is gonna burst soon if you don't let me go.
He ignored me instead.

Hence, I learnt one extra new skill,
that is peeing in the water.
WTF max.
Nev was happy I finally did it though.

Show you guys my seriously tanned skin.

Contrast. Look at my once-again-smooth-and-leng legs. :)

That is my let-me-go-to-the-toilet face.

Whatever.

Went to the last class of this crazy semester.
Felt nothing but calmness and my usual whatever-ness.
Had quiz at the end of the class
and as usual I didn't want to give it a damn,
so I copied from coursemate,
without even checking whether the answers were correct or not.
Whatever.

Got to know two seniors of Soh Chien's.
Went for lunch with them because it was lunch time.
Talked about the foreign workers in Sabah.
There are a lot of crimes going on in one of the hostel areas in the uni
because the Philippines and Indonesian workers always sneak into that area through some holes in the broken fence
which is supposed to separate the hostel and the outside of the uni.
They told us about some violent robberies,
and I was all serious and went 'I heard there were rape cases.'
Then they were like
'Oh, rap cases happen all the time there. Nothing special about that.'
with the it-is-not-a-big-deal face.
Soh Chien and I were both shocked and speechless.
Luckily we moved out from that crappy place.
There was even once where a girl saw 3 naked Indians watching her bathe.
Holyshit.

Did I mention I had my Spanish oral test yesterday?
Oh and I was doomed.
God, bless me please.

Btw my skin is getting better.
No more rashes but it is still itchy sometimes.
I feel myself geting darker each and everyday
because I didn't apply whitening lotion for a few nights already.
It made me feel so ugly.
I know I was not supposed to,
but I did body scrub yesterday.
Gonna apply some whitening body lotion again starting from next Monday.

p/s Loving Rain's new album.
p/s/s I might have good news to tell on Sunday night. :DDD

Effin itchy!

If this blog is not updated anymore in the future,
the author is probably dead of unbearable itchiness of her skin.

Eenie meenie.

That's my once-so-smooth-and-leng thigh.

Damn skin irritation.

p/s I miss clubbing.

Itchiness is a killer.

Remember this?

Well.
I have used it for 2 nights, only to know that it is disastrous.
It made me having skin irritation now
that leaves itchy red dots all over my pretty legs.
WTF.
There are tiny wounds now
because I couldn't help it when it was itchy so I scratched my legs.

:(

Mui mui,
I think I need your ointment for skin irritation jor.

Oh wow.

Okay.
That confess was really an April Fool prank.
Frigging freaked the hell out of me lo.
Hmm, maybe not the hell la,
ground only.
Freaked the ground out of me.
That guy sent the same message to all 7 of my chinese coursemates.
He only got one reply that says
"You didn't take your med today, is it?".
From Myron.
LMAO.

Went for Clash Of The Titans premiere with coursemates.

Nice movie!

It is like the mature version of Percy Jackson & The Lightning Thief
with all the same ancient Greek Gods stuff.
My fave Poseidon is not the main character this round but Zeus and Hades.
And there is Medusa too.
A prettier Medusa.
The Medusa in Percy Jackson was effin ugly lo.
Langsung cannot fight with COTT.
And yes, the thing the hero is holding in the movie poster
is Medusa's head. Again.

I think Medusa is kind of miserable.
Everyone go look for her just because of her eyes
that can turn men into statues.
And everytime her head will be chopped off
to turn monsters into some ugly statues at the end of the movie.
Yum gong lo.

And the graphics and effects were damn nice too.
Was like WOW-ing at all the awesome scenes.
Those who love LOTR would love this too.
Overall the movie is really worth watching.
Go watch it in the cinema, feel the effects and WOW like me!