Chic chic pox.

Pros and cons of getting chicken pox

Pros:

1. You get a free 2-week extra report-free holiday and no one blames you.
2. You get the attention and care you crave. From family and friends. Especially from grandparents because they know a lot about chicken pox so they keep telling you what to eat and what not to eat.
3. Roommate's service. You can tell them what you wanna get, like Milo and bread, and after half an hour you see them on your table.
4. Chance of discovering nice creams. Like this Elovera cream that prevents scars and helps to heal the wounds.
5. You can skip your skincare routine.  The usual skincare stuff might irritate the skin even more so skincare is highly prohibited during chicken pox.  Now you can brush your teeth and head straight to bed without having to apply anything onto the face.
6. People can never tell that's a pimple or chicken pox on your face.  Meanwhile, your pimples = chicken pox. Awesome sauce.
7. Lose weight.  Want it or not, you will eventually slim down due to the limited food that can be taken, and cheese, meat, and chips are definitely not in the list.  I lost 4 months of accumulated fats in 2 weeks. Fantastic.

Cons:

1. Extremely boring 2 weeks at home. Cannot go out at all because you are now a dot-dot virus carrier.
2. You might feel depressed because nobody dares get near you. Like when you ask them out for some delicious food you have been craving for 2 weeks, then they'll say 'Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I have something else to do'.
3. Difficulty of applying creams on the back.  Especially when you are away from your family which means no one else can apply them for you.  Applying creams is such a pain in the ass.
4. Extreme food cravings.  All you can eat is tasteless and colourless food like porridge, bread and milk.  Nothing else.  For 2 WHOLE WEEKS.
5. You are most possibly getting some new scars. And it isn't cute.
6. Self-control is totally needed.  You must not scratch those itchy dots dots.  It is a bigger pain in the ass than applying creams.